Many celebrities before the election took place said they would move abroad if Trump won.
Now that he is president elect, they don’t seem to be following up on their promises. A funny satire recording has been released of a pre-flight announcement form a “Trump pilot” who is bringing these celebs to live in Canada.
Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.
“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he continued.
The “pilot” proceeded to note that once the plane had reached cruising altitude the attendants would come by and collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and would hand out beverages and crying towels.
“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”
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